No. You can stop asking now.
I’m not the 50 pairs of socks per year customer mentioned yesterday’s article on sock knitting from the Boston Globe.
http://www.boston.com/yourlife/home/articles/2005/02/24/the_joy_of_socks/
(Link probably good until Saturday 2/26, at which time the Globe will most likely archive it and charge for access.)
String-Or-Nothing 